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InepdMercedes |
Heading off now to
the photo shoot for Cleo's Sexiest Aidworker. Will meet '@InepdShane
there in around 40 minutes. I will be live tweeting. |
6:35 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdShirley |
@meganschiebe Thanks for the writing. I am working on an Inepd
Guideline "Easy reading surgical procedures for poorly qualified
staff". |
6:40 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
Great to be back
after the extended Incoherence Leave. I am going direct now to the
Cleo Sexiest Aidworkers photo shoot. |
7:15 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
Then will head to
the Inepd office for a little while before my flight to Florida this
afternoon. |
7:15 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
Will be doing a
workshop on "Time Poor Donors" in Miami. Florida has the highest
concentration of time poor donors in the world. |
7:16 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
Will meet
'@InepdShane at the photo shoot. He is our entrant in the Cleo Sexiest
Aidworker Competition. |
7:17 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
Because of
'@InepdShane 's imprisonment in the Congo he really has a great story
and a real chance to win. |
7:17 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
We still have a
few Save Inepd Shane E-Cards we never sold if anyone wants one:
http://bit.ly/1Kmsjo |
7:17 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
It will be great
to meet up with Cassandra my friend at Cleo. She works as a Photo
editor. |
7:18 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
So much has
happened in the last three weeks while I was on leave. |
7:19 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
I tried to
volunteer to help other organisations like RedR through facebook but
surprisingly there weren't interested in our Inepd Celebs. |
7:20 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
The fallout from
our period in quarantine is still ongoing. A part of me feels that
'@InepdShirley 's quarantining us was so unnecessary. |
7:20 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
Gary from Accounts
has found it difficult to cope. |
7:21 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
He still feels
incredible guilty missing the birth of his first child because he was
quarantined in the Inepd office. |
7:21 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
He has become
fixated on male lactation as a way to compensate for missing the birth
and to support his wife. |
7:21 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
This has further
knocked his self esteem as he has produced so little milk so far. |
7:21 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
He apparently has
a milk pump attached 24/7 to his breasts while he is not trying to
breast feed his child. His nipples are a mess. |
7:22 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
HR have really not
been very understanding and have refused to give him timeoff to breast
feed. |
7:22 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
His bi-breasted
milk pump was really unnerving the office last Friday. Sounds
remarkably like an iron lung. |
7:22 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
Just arriving now.
I arranged to meet '@InepdShane in the foyer. I hope '@InepdShirley
doesn't turn up. |
7:23 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
Just about to
start the live tweet of the Cleo Sexiest Aidworker Photo Shoot with
'@InepdShane. |
7:23 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
5 minutes till the
photo shoot still no sign of '@InepdShane |
7:24 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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ourman |
An NGO comms
manager just did an update that was six consecutive tweets long. If
it's that long - blog it |
7:24 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
He is still not
here. This is the biggest publicity piece we have got so far this
year. I can't believe he is late. Cleo won't like this |
7:28 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
Cassandra is
asking what's going on. I have tried to call '@InepdShane but he is
just not picking up his phone. |
7:28 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
We have such a
good chance this year. |
7:29 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
MSF has thrown in
the towel already by putting up a male nurse. And Oxfam have a
Community Organiser with no chance to win. |
7:29 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
@InepdShane where are you? |
7:29 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
@InepdShane please respond? |
7:29 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdShane |
@InepdMercedes I’m in bed. Sorry I missed the photo shoot |
7:31 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
@InepdShane You can still make it if you get your arse out of bed and
get down here. We can let the MSF and Oxfam contestants go before you |
7:32 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdShane |
@InepdMercedes I won't be able to make it in time. I have been in bed
for the 3 days. |
7:32 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
@InepdShane because your a little sick won't matter. They can do
wonders with makeup. |
7:33 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdShane |
@InepdMercedes I'm not sick Mercedes. |
7:33 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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stinginthetail |
INEPD are bk RT
'@InepdMercedes u can still make it if u get yr arse out of bed & get
down here. The MSF & Oxfam contestants can go before u |
7:34 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
@InepdShane Is it your groin. You said that your groin had cleared up
and you could do it. |
7:35 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdShirley |
@InepdMercedes Yes once he switched to Balsamico vinegar from natural
vinegar his rash really cleared up. Although with some staining. |
7:35 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
@InepdShirley Thanks for the update '@InepdShirley but I need to talk
to '@InepdShane. |
7:36 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdShane |
@InepdMercedes Yes it’s been really calm downstairs for the last two
weeks hardly an itch. |
7:36 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
@InepdShane Great news on the itch. If there is nothing wrong get down
here. We need the Cleo's Sexiest Aidworker award. |
7:37 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdShirley |
@InepdMercedes Hi '@InepdMercedes were have some great news. |
7:37 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
@InepdShirley look this is really not the time. '@InepdShane really
has to get down here. |
7:38 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdShirley |
@InepdMercedes Were in Amsterdam and we are married. |
7:39 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
Oh god! How could
'@InepdShane and '@InepdShirley get married. |
7:40 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
@InepdShane '@InepdShirley But we have just lost one of the biggest
publicity events for Inepd this year. |
7:40 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
@InepdShane '@InepdShirley My friend Cassandra at Cleo had to pull a
lot of strings to get you in. How could you pair ruin this for Inepd. |
7:41 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdShirley |
@InepdMercedes We got married in Gibraltar near Spain. We are now on
our honeymoon at the Stayokay Hostel in the Vondel Park in Amsterdam. |
7:41 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdShane |
@InepdMercedes We put our dorm beds together and have been in bed ever
since. We are having a Bed-In for World Peace not Justice. |
7:42 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdShirley |
@InepdShane Yeah right on '@InepdShane World Peace not Justice!! |
7:43 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
@InepdShane '@InepdShirley Pull yourselves together Amsterdam is a
literal cesspool of depravity. |
7:44 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
@InepdShane '@InepdShirley What ever you're taking stop and straighten
yourselves out. |
7:44 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdShane |
@InepdMercedes We not taking any drugs. The only drug we’re on is
L.O.V.E. |
7:45 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
@InepdShane Look I don’t care what this drug is called stop it now. I
had the most dreadful stay in Amsterdam with my friend Cassandra. |
7:45 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
@InepdShane '@InepdShirley She had a spliff in Grasshopper Coffee Shop
and met this dreadful environmentalist type. |
7:46 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
@InepdShane '@InepdShirley Cassandra was also lost in a haze of love
for the next 48 hours with this very hairy greenie. |
7:47 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
@InepdShane One visit to the Anna Frank house and this pair were going
to devote their lives to Humanitarian and Environmental causes. |
7:48 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
@InepdShane '@InepdShirley Cassandra was going to throw her career in
cutting edge social commentary and fashion with Cleo out the window. |
7:49 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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rachiesparrow |
@ourman Why would you give to a middle man who would then give to
another middle man? Terrible website also. Cute guinea pig though. |
7:49 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
@InepdShane '@InepdShirley She wanted to spend the rest of her life
with this yak wool jumper wearing hippy. |
7:50 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
@InepdShane '@InepdShirley Thankfully managed to drag her back to
London on the train when she passed out. |
7:50 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
Poor thing she was
heartbroken for a week. |
7:51 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
@InepdShirley '@InepdShane Where was I. |
7:51 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
@InepdShirley '@InepdShane This is a disaster. '@InepdShane is
supposed to be a bachelor for the sexiest aidworker competition. |
7:51 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdShane |
@InepdMercedes Sorry '@InepdMercedes we kind of got wrapped up in this
crazy magic that’s love. |
7:52 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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mikewhills |
I'm definitely not
laughing. Honest. RT '@ourman: Is this NGO real? Almost seems like a
satire: http://bit.ly/rfVnE |
7:52 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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rachiesparrow |
@ourman Yeah - the crapness of the site just seems to highlight their
inepditude. |
7:52 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
@InepdShane '@InepdShirley When is this crazy magic likely to bring
you two back to London. |
7:53 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdShane |
@InepdShirley That was really beautiful. Our humanitarian impulses can
direct us a little but who knows where we’re going to land. |
7:54 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdShirley |
@InepdMercedes Who knows what the future holds. We are all just like
specks of humanitarian dust blown by humanitarianism mighty wind. |
7:54 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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ourman |
Re last tweet
about weird NGO - this is how they tweet. Very very odd set up:
http://bit.ly/fyDdc |
7:54 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdMercedes |
@InepdShirley '@InepdShane Really, well impulses are taking me back to
our partially destroyed office to do some work. |
7:55 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdShane |
@InepdShirley Maybe we should have sent a few tweets just to let Inepd
know what was happening. |
7:55 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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ourman |
@alanna_shaikh I am gobsmacked. Can this really be real? Would they
really choose that name? Am I missing something? |
7:55 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdShirley |
@InepdShane How could we. It was so intense the moment we broke down
the Cordan Sanitaire. |
7:56 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdShane |
@InepdShirley The moment that .05% Chlorinated water surged down the
foyer stairs I felt so free. I felt part of something greater . |
7:56 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdShirley |
@InepdShane Why don't we just keep tweeting our stream of
consciousness. |
7:57 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdShane |
@InepdShirley You know before I felt only a Charity could have a
humanitarian imperative and humanitarians have impulses. |
7:58 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdShane |
@InepdShirley Lately I have felt that together we also have a
humanitarian imperative. |
7:58 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdShirley |
@InepdShane I want the world to know what love can be in it's purist
most intense form. |
7:58 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdShane |
@InepdShirley I love you '@InepdShirley your my humanitarian
imperative that gives my humanitarian impulses their light. |
7:59 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdShirley |
@InepdShane I feel exactly the same. I love you '@InepdShane |
7:59 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdShane |
I am so proud of
you and the stand we are making with our Bed-In "World Peace not
Justice" |
8:00 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdShirley |
I am so proud of
you and the stand we are making with our Bed-In "World Peace not
Justice" |
8:00 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdShane |
We just tweeted
the same thing. |
8:01 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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InepdShirley |
@InepdShane that was amazing we that we had exactly the same tweet. We
are so in sync. I love you. |
8:01 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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CafeThawra |
RT '@mikewhills,
VERY VERY dodgy NGO Inepd - http://www.inepd.org/donate.htm |
8:02 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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Ebriel |
@ourman it's got to be a joke, right? (the NGO's called Inept fer
goodness sake!) |
8:02 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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jobucks |
@ourman Not called inepd for nothing? |
8:04 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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BilalSiddiqi |
@InepdShane '@InepdShirley '@InepdMercedes Thank you for a happy
huggably humanitarian start to the day. World Peace not Justice. Word. |
8:07 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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IanAppleby |
@ourman That's got to be a wind-up, although I'll allow it's very well
done. Will donate a fiver if they turn out to be real :) |
8:08 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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CafeThawra |
@SubMedina Oh God, It all looks so professionnal :-D Thank God it's
not serious, what with all the guinea pigs lol |
8:13 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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chrised |
@mikewhills I call Poe. Charity Commission has no record for Inepd.
And their blog URL is humanitariandating.com. Yet it's so detailed. |
8:18 AM |
26-Oct-09 |
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SpikeTheLobster |
@ourman That moves it from satire to scam, then. |
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